Sasuke: Why were you talking to Naruto Uzumaki?
Tobi: I don’t know, I mean, he’s so weird, he just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about becoming the Hokage.
Sasuke: He’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Naruto Uzumaki. We were best friends when we were genin. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then after the Chuunin Exams, I left the village for my sensei Orochimaru who was totally creepy but then I absorbed him and Naruto was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to learn from Orochimaru, he’d be like, “Why won’t you follow me back to Konoha?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?”